Last night as I layed (or is it lied? (that just makes me feel like I’m not being honest) Perhaps lyed? (I think that’s past tense for a type of soap). I can’t believe I’m already off on some tangent five words into my blog. That’s definitely a personal record, and perhaps a world record at that. I could probably write an entire blog based solely (not like James Brown or feet) off this tangent. I think my ADD is kicked in full gear at the moment. That’s what happens when I don’t write for months). Anyways…last night as I lied (repeat entire last sentence) in bed, I realized that my inner voice is having an identity crisis. She (yeah I know, I’m surprised about the femininity of my inner voice as well. That’s probably where the identity crisis starts. I don’t think it ever hit puberty so it at least sounds like a she to me.) does not know how to address me. Sometimes it’s “I need to do something” and other times it’s “you need to do something”. I think it’s based off of the circumstance. For instance; if I just did something really well, my inner voice says “I did a really good job”. However (said like Stephen A. Smith), if I did something poorly, my inner voice says “You did a bad job”. Now if I really mess up, my inner voice distances herself from me even further, “David really screwed this up. That guy just can’t get it right”. Perhaps my inner voice isn’t having an identity crisis at all; maybe it’s just that my inner voice is a bandwagon fan of me. Occasionally she'll throw out a "We did a good job", to which my outer voice will yell out "Shut up schizo, we're one person!!". I am curious if I am the only person whose inner voice does this to him, or if anyone else’s inner voice was not educated in the proper 1^st, 2^nd, and 3^rd person narratives? Perhaps that’s all it really is; uneducated. Because I never remember my inner voice trying to wake me up in english class. She must have been sleeping the whole time, even when I was awake and my outer voice was learning. Wow, my inner voice is stupid; and she isn’t even saying anything to dispute that right now.